Posts Tagged ‘Bang and Boogie’

Ooooooh this week is a good one. This is one of the games I have had circled on my calendar for a while. Since we last played them we left them with a moral victory because the score was 38-6. They celebrated after the game as if they just won which to be quite honest got under my skin. On top of that I played against one of the sorriest players that I have gone against out here. The dude, pound for pound, was bigger than me and also taller than me. For four quarters his holding infractions went from desperate to intentionally trying to injure me. ┬áThat is something I really can’t tolerate. Now what really has me ready to water board this dude is that he had the nerve to run his mouth and make jokes about it.

Now tomorrow we will meet on the corner of Spite and Ignorance and lets see who thinks shit is still funny. Because of the injuries to our team I will be taking some snaps on offense at FB and TE.  This should be fun because I get to cut block all those jerks who did it to me. This will also make my goals for the game slightly nutty. Goals for tomorrow:

8 tackles, 4 tfls, 4 sacks (I’m dead serious. I hope they try to go drop back), 1 forced fumble, 2 catches 45 yads, 2 carries 25 yards, 2 touchdowns.

I’ll keep you updated on how I physically assault this jackass. My job is to make him quit or have the cops escort me of the field. Either or I’ll be happy.